Contoh Funny Short Stories dalam bahasa Inggris dan terjemahannya

Kumpulan Funny Short Stories

1. The child and his mother

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Anak dan Ibunya

Seorang anak penasaran bertanya kepada ibunya: "Ibu, mengapa beberapa rambut Anda beruban?"

Sang ibu mencoba menggunakan kesempatan ini untuk mengajar anaknya: "Hal ini karena kasih, Sayang. 

Setiap tindakan buruk Anda akan mengubah satu abu-abu rambut saya! "

Sahut anak itu polos: "Sekarang aku tahu mengapa nenek hanya memiliki uban di kepalanya."

2. Wrong Email Address

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Alamat email yang salah

Seorang pasangan pergi berlibur tetapi istrinya sedang dalam perjalanan bisnis sehingga ia pergi ke tujuan pertama dan istrinya akan bertemu dengannya pada hari berikutnya.

Ketika ia tiba di hotel, dia memutuskan untuk mengirim istrinya email cepat.

Sayangnya, ketika mengetik alamatnya, dia salah tulis surat dan catatan-nya diarahkan bukan untuk istri seorang pengkhotbah tua itu yang suaminya telah meninggal hanya sehari sebelumnya.

Ketika janda berduka memeriksa email, dia mengambil satu melihat monitor, menjerit menusuk, dan jatuh ke lantai dalam mati suri.

Pada suara, keluarganya bergegas masuk ke kamar dan melihat catatan ini di layar:

Istri tercinta,Baru saja check in Semuanya siap untuk kedatangan Anda besok.

3. Will’s experience at the airport

After his return from Rome, Will couldn't find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn't shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”

Pengalaman Will di Bandara

Setelah kembali dari Roma, Will tidak bisa menemukan barang-barang di daerah bagasi bandara. Ia pergi ke kantor kehilangan bagasi dan mengatakan kepada wanita ada yang tasnya tidak muncul pada carousel.

Dia tersenyum dan mengatakan kepadanya untuk tidak khawatir karena mereka profesional terlatih dan dia berada di tangan yang baik.

Kemudian ia bertanya Will, "Apakah pesawat Anda tiba belum?"

4. Mouthology

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

Mouthology

Profesor A bepergian dengan perahu. Dalam perjalanan ia bertanya pelaut:

"Apakah Anda tahu Biologi, Ekologi, Zoologi, Geografi, fisiologi?

Pelaut mengatakan tidak untuk semua pertanyaan itu.

Profesor: Apa kau tahu di bumi. Anda akan mati buta huruf.

Setelah beberapa saat perahu mulai tenggelam. Sailor bertanya Profesor, apakah Anda tahu swiminology & escapology dari sharkology?

Sang profesor mengatakan tidak.

Sailor: "Yah, sharkology & crocodilogy akan makan assology Anda, headology & Anda akan dieology karena mouthology Anda.

The Wolf and The Lamb

A lamb was grazing with a flock of sheep one day. She soon found some sweet grass at the edge of the field. Farther and farther she went, away from the others.

She was enjoying herself so much that she did not notice a wolf coming nearer to her. However, when it pounced on her, she was quick to start pleading, “Please, please don’t eat me yet. My stomach is full of grass. If you wait a while, I will taste much better.”

The wolf thought that was a good idea, so he sat down and waited.

After a while, the lamb said, “If you allow me to dance, the grass in my stomach will be digested faster.” Again the wolf agreed. While the lamb was dancing, she had a new idea. She said, “Please take the bell from around my neck. If you ring it as hard as you can, I will be able to dance even faster.”

The wolf took the bell and rang it as hard as he could. The shepherd heard the bell ringing and quickly sent his dogs to find the missing lamb. The barking dogs frightened the wolf away and saved the lamb’s life.

Serigala Dan Anak Domba

Domba A adalah merumput dengan kawanan domba satu hari. Dia segera menemukan beberapa rumput manis di pinggir lapangan. Semakin jauh ia pergi, jauh dari yang lain.

Dia menikmati dirinya sendiri sehingga dia tidak melihat serigala mendekat padanya. Namun, ketika menerkam, dia cepat mulai memohon, "Tolong, tolong jangan makan saya belum. Perutku penuh rumput. Jika Anda menunggu beberapa saat, saya akan terasa jauh lebih baik. "

Pikiran serigala itu adalah ide yang baik, jadi ia duduk dan menunggu. Setelah beberapa saat, anak domba berkata, "Jika Anda mengizinkan saya untuk menari, rumput di saya perut akan dicerna lebih cepat. "Sekali lagi serigala setuju. Sementara anak domba menari, dia punya ide baru. Dia mengatakan, "Silakan mengambil bel dari leherku. Jika Anda membunyikannya sekeras bisa, saya akan bisa menari lebih cepat. "

Serigala mengambil bel dan berdering sekeras yang dia bisa. Gembala mendengar bel berdering dan cepat dikirim anjing untuk menemukan domba yang hilang. Anjing menggonggong takut serigala itu dan menyelamatkan nyawa domba.

Mr. Knott and Mr. Watt

Mr.Knott is a lecturer at a university. One day, he was very tired and went home with the aches in all of his body. When he arrived home, his phone rang and he picked it up right away.

• Hallo, who’s there?
• Watt
• What is your name?
• Watt
• I asked!! What’s your name?!!
• Watt is my name. Are you john?
• No, I knott
• Could you tell your name?
• Will Knott

Both men are hung up and talking “What a rude man!”

Arti :

Tuan Knott dan Tuan Watt

Mr.Knott merupakan seorang dosen di sebuah Universitas. Hari ini, dia sangat lelah dan pulang kerumah dengan tubuh yang pegal-pegal. Ketika tiba dirumah, teleponnya berdering dan ia segera mengangkatnya.

Hallo, siapa disana?

Watt

Siapa nama Anda?

Watt

Aku bertanya!! Siapa Namamu?!!

Watt adalah nama saya. Apakah Anda john?

No, I knott

Bisakah Anda sebutkan nama Anda?

Will Knott

Kedua pria tersebut menutup telepon dan berkata “Dasar, laki-laki kasar!!”

Two People Are Killed
There are two dead people were asked the guardian angel gate before going to the afterlife.

Angel             : Why are you here?

Person 1        : "When I was at the office, I was told the neighbor that my wife
                          was having an affair with another man in my apartment.
                          Therefore I immediately raced home. Up at my house
                          tossed around the room looking for the man. Angry,
                          I threw what I found out the window, including suitcases
                          available at the bedside. I was so emotional I get hit
                          the heart. "

Angel             : "And you?" (ask the angels to the second)

Person 2        : "Hhh ... I was in a suitcase that had been dumped .."

Cerita Lucu Dua Orang Mati

Ada dua orang yang sudah mati ditanya malaikat penjaga gerbang sebelum masuk ke alam baka.

Malaikat: Kenapa kamu ada di sini?

Orang 1: "Sewaktu saya dikantor, saya diberitahu tetangga kalau istri
saya sedang berselingkuh dengan laki-laki lain di apartemen saya.
Karena itu saya langsung ngebut pulang. Sampai di rumah saya
obrak-abrik seluruh kamar mencari laki-laki itu. Marah nggak ketemu,
saya lempar apa saja yang saya temukan keluar jendela, termasuk koper
yang ada di samping tempat tidur. Saking emosinya saya kena serangan
jantung."

Malaikat: "Kalau kamu?" (tanya malaikat ke orang kedua)

Orang 2: "Hhh… saya ada di dalam koper yang dibuang tadi.."

A little boy asked his father: “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied: “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Ada anak bertanya pada ayahnya: “Pah, menikah membutuhkan biaya berapa pah?”
Ayahnya menjawab: “Saya tidak tahu nak, sampai sekarang saja Papah masih bayar.”

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Teacher: “Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
Budi: “I don’t has a pencil.”
Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”
Budi: “Who stole all the pencils then?”

Guru : “Budi, mengapa kamu tidak menulis?”
Budi: “I don’t has a pencil. (saya tidak punya pensil: red)”
Guru : Bud, I don’t has a pencil itu kalimat yang salah. Yang benar adalah: I don’t have a pencil; dia tidak punya pensil, kita tidak punya pensil.”
Budi :”Lalu, siapa yang mencuri semua pensil?”